Saturday, November 10, 2007

ODE TO A BATHROOM BLOGGER

Dedicated to a friend....you know who you are.


I frequently download on toilet
Words just seem to stream through my fingertips
I try to hold back but I just can’t stop it

My thoughts quickly defecate through my mind
I can’t control the regularity of my sessions
I frequently download on the toilet

The words drain out of my head in a light blue swirl
As my mind flushes out thoughts as fast as I type
I try to hold back but I just can’t stop it

My diarrhea and logorrhea
Spurt forth in harmony as I linger
I frequently download on the toilet

The fiber of my being swells with need
Of physical and mental output forth
I try to hold back but I just can’t stop it

As I give into the need to let go
I find relief and feel empty and drained
I frequently download on the toilet
I try to hold back but I just can’t stop it

(Poetry form: Villanelle)